E:  Coffee, Darling?
  D:  Yes please.  And, make it a milky one.
  B:  I'll get onto it, sir.  Sugar?
  D:  Erm...two lumps
  E:  Think you can manage two lumps, Balders?
  B:  I'll have a rummage around, and see ehat I can find.
  D:  (who has received his coffee) Ah, cappuccino!  Do you have any of those brown flaky bits they sprinkle on the top?
  B:  I could...
  E:  No, Baldrick.

  E:  Enjoy your evening, Darling?
  D:  Oh yes.
  E:  So you liked the show?
  D:  I didn't go to the show, BlackAdder.
  E:  Ah, so a lorry-load of paperclips arrived, did they?
  D:  (embarrassed) Two lorry-loads, actually.

  D:  Listen, BlackAdder, getting a transfer isn't easy!
  E:  Tried it yourself, have you?  Tried to get a more cushy position?
  D:  Listen BlackAdder, there's nothing cushy about the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps!!!

  B:  Sir, I'm mad as a mad person, and they never sent me home.
  E:  Yes, Baldrick, but you didn't say...WIBBLE!

  H:  Good lord, Blackie!  I remember you, that pigmie with the sharp slice of mango could have...
  E:  And you said that if I ever needed a favour, you'd be there.  Well, it's the big push tomorrow, and I'm not all that sure that I want to go over.
  (Haige mulls this over)
  E:  It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!    More Quotes!!!!