Percy is trying to persuade BlackAdder to come and celebrate the return of Walter.
  P:  Oh come on Edmund, everyone's going!
  B:  Don't exaggerate, Percy.  I'm not going, Mrs. Miggins from the Pie Shop isn't going!
  P:  Oh, that's cruel!  You know Mrs. Miggins is bed-ridden from the nose down!  And, she's commemorating the occasion by baking an enormous pie, in the shape of an ENORMOUS PIE!!!

Walter Raleigh is back from his expeditions.  People are celebrating the occasion by wearing antlers on their heads.  Baldrick enters.
  E:  Baldrick, you look like a deer
  B:  Thank-You sir, you're a bit of a ducky yourself
 
  Children outside BlackAdder's window are chanting "Grumpy Face, Sour Puss".  Edmund aims and arrow and gets one of them in the eye.  He screams.
  Enter Melchett
  B: (out of window) And shouldn't you be in school anyway?
  M:  Ah!  Talking to yourself again, I see, BlackAdder?
  B:  Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of getting intelligent conversation!

  L:  You do not remember me, then, Herr BlackAdder?
  E:  I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
  L:  On the contrary.  We have met many times, although you may remember me by a different name.  Do you recall a mysterious black smuggler called Otto with whom you used to dine and plot and play the old biscuit game at the Old Pizzle in Dover?
  E:  My God!
  L:  Yes.  I...was the waitress…
  E:  But I went to bed with you, didn't I?
  L:  For my country I am willing to make any sacrifice!
  E:  Yes, but I'm not!  I must have been paralytic!           Even more quotes!!!