N:  You're so clever today, you'd better be careful your foot doesn't fall off!
  Q:  Is that what happens to people when they have brilliant ideas?
  N:  Oh yes!  My brother had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off!

  L:  My deepest apple-ogies (apologies).

  L:  I hope I didn't inconweenience you.

  E:  Right Baldrick, I have two beans, and I add two more beans.  What does that make?
  B:  A very small casserole.
  E:  No, Baldrick, I have two beans, and I put two more beans with it.  How many beans do I have?...one...two...three...…
  B:  OH!  Three
  E:  WHAT?!
  B:  And that one.
  E:  Three...and THAT one?

  Percy enters with a new ruff...it's HUGE!
  P:  Hello Eddie.  Do you like my new ruff?
  B:  You look like a bird who swallowed a plate!
  Later.  Percy enters with another new ruff.  This one is very small.
  P:  Hi Eddie.  Do you like my new ruff?
  B:  It's even worse than the last one!
  P:  Well, tiny is really in fashion!
  B:  In that case, Percy, you must have the most fashionable brain in the Kingdom.

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